Cat Yak

Just a heads up... this blog might gross some of you out. Soooo, I get home from work this afternoon, sit down on the couch to cruise the internet, and the weirdest thing happened. My cat came over immediately, jumped on the couch, and was walking over my lap. He never usually greets me when I get home. I decide to pet him and talk to him in my cat voice and all of a sudden he throws up on my computer. Cat yak everywhere. I was so shocked that my immediate reaction was to clean my computer. Silly me wiped it up with my hand! It took about, oh I don't know, 2 seconds to register that I then had cat yak on my hand. With that realization, my next reaction was to get it off my hand as soon as possible. So what do I do? Flail my hand around like it's on fire. At this point, there is yak all over me, all over the couch, and still on my computer. How I managed to get it all over the place is beyond me. And of course while this is all happening my cat is staring at me like I'm a crazy person. It was like he was waiting for me to get home to give me a "hope you had a great day" in his own special way.