26? I don't think so. The other night some friends of ours stopped by for a visit. We were all sitting there in conversation and I forget what we were talking about at the time, but my girlfriend said "I'll never get old, I'm convinced". At first I thought to myself ah, yeah right. Everyone gets old. Then I realized, I don't want to get old. Then last night it hit me, I'm a 16 year old (who can legally drink) trapped in a 26 year olds body. Inspiration came from this blog at 10:00 last night, but I could not spew my thoughts onto here because our internet was conveniently not working. So, I bring you this, still inspired, blog post now.
I am still 16 years old because of the following reasons....
-Instead of putting on shows like Oprah or the news, I go straight for MTV hoping that Teen Mom or Jersey Shore is on. If they aren't, I head to Soap Network to see if reruns of 90210 or One Tree Hill are on. If none of the above are workin' for me, my tv watching then becomes a huge disappointment.
-I laugh at the fact that on Jersey Shore they use the term "grenades" and hope someday I will be able to fit that into my vocabulary. I also fist pump for fun.
- I still purchase big sticks (the popsicle).
- I still have a crush on David from 90210. Megan Fox, you lucky biotch.
- I wish I was still in high school so I could be apart of Challenge Day. Also from an MTV show "If You Really Knew Me".
Who am I?! What is this sick obsession with MTV based reality shows?! However, the best part... My other half is just as bad, if not worse. Welcome to the rest of my life.
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